Exciting news: I have just bought a new bull!

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Fingers crossed that it will be featured on R.T.E.
 

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Val, I am a busy man and dealing with brokers but I need to know more about this bull. What is the problem with posting a picture of the bull, not his father or aunt. You could be after buying a pig in a poke for all anyone knows. Also is the bull now on your farm. Did you inspect the bull. Did you observe the bull in action. Have you spoken to farmers who have used this bull .

Also, did you overpay for the bull. A good bull here is 2000 but it would likely cost a lot to fly him to Cavan.I also don't know if the bull would need to be vacinated. How did you transport the bull. How far can a bull walk.

If I get this little 700 acre farm organized, I might get 2 bulls, would that work.

I have talked to some business people but they say it is too small, think Montana. They are clueless and it is too far away
I paid by Bank transfer to the account. He is a young bull that only spent one season with cows. I tried to ring yesterday, but got no reply from the 083 mobile number in Leitrim.
 

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Cows not in calf come in heat every 21 days. I now have my new bull for over a month. He is called Liberace, He was out with the cows and 2 heifers since the 24th May. They are all after repeating and in heat again these last 4 days. He did not do his job.
 

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How do you mean, do you suspect Liberace is sterile. Perhaps from Chernobyl or wind farms. Did he come from a farm close to a 5G transmitter
 

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How do you mean, do you suspect Liberace is sterile. Perhaps from Chernobyl or wind farms. Did he come from a farm close to a 5G transmitter
Bullsare not normally sterile, I saw him trying to break out to my neighbour's bullocks.
 

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Correct me if I am wrong, is a bullock a bovine eunuch??.
 

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Correct me if I am wrong, is a bullock a bovine eunuch??.
The testicles only are removed. Its done at about 5 months old to make them quiet, fatten up quicker and prevent
fertility. They still have the sexual urge and will mount heifers and cows, but their penis will not come out more than 1/4 way.
They cannot ejackulate due to the short penetration so they keep trying but never succced. Their semen is infertile.

Castrated horses are called geldings. Thhe practice of castrating pigs was abandoned resulting in lower bavon quality.

Hog bacan is substandard.
 
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The bull is clearly depressed and can't work under val's conditions
 

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The testicles only are removed. Its done at about 5 months old to make them quiet, fatten up quicker and prevent
fertility. They still have the sexual urge and will mount heifers and cows, but their penis will not come out more than 1/4 way.
They cannot ejackulate due to the short penetration so they keep trying but never succced. Their semen is infertile.

Castrated horses are called geldings. Thhe practice of castrating pigs was abandoned resulting in lower bavon quality.

Hog bacan is substandard.
I just can't imagine such an existance, apart from maybe a few of the posters on another unnamed site. This sounds barbarac and cruel. What does Dog think of this
 
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Bad luck there with your gay bull Liberace Val
However, on the bright side you can always use him
to produce an endless supply of your favourite tasty organic warm protein shake! :ROFLMAO:
 

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I'll have no calves whih means no money. I am going to use A.I. from now on.

However I have to do more tests by putting him out with just one heifer and seeing what happens.
 

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I'll have no calves whih means no money. I am going to use A.I. from now on.

However I have to do more tests by putting him out with just one heifer and seeing what happens.
Are you saying your expensive bull is queer
 

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Are you saying your expensive bull is queer
That word is not politially corret in Ireland. Also, he might just be a bit slow and when he does ot one he might be a flyer.
 

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With the amount of money involved, correctness is not part of the equation. Is it possible to erect an outside theater projection and show him some porn and he might get the idea
 

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With the amount of money involved, correctness is not part of the equation. Is it possible to erect an outside theater projection and show him some porn and he might get the idea
My neighbour said to put a bullock in with him and he will learn
 

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