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[DS86DS]

We all know you are Thor, Tom.

If you don't stop picking on me, I'm reporting you to Anderson (my favourite mod here)

 

[DS86DS]

We all know you are Thor, Tom.

And if that don't work... I'm reporting you to Dan.


You can't say now that you weren't warned.

 

[DS86DS]

@Sparta

Are you pussying out on me...dafuq bruh?

 

[DS86DS]

I came across you on another forum making sickening attacks on the Church.

Still, its probably for the better if we don't engage in cross-forum combat!

Are you a priest?

 

[Sparta]

@Sparta

Are you pussying out on me...dafuq bruh?

Whats up Bro, small balls?

 

[DS86DS]

Whats up Bro, small balls?

My balls are secure n' da bishes be lovin'

Next?

 

[General O'Duffy]

Are you a priest?

No but we do have a Priest in the family. I work for the Prison Service.

 

[DS86DS]

No but we do have a Priest in the family. I work for the Prison Service.

Does he do Exorcisms?

 

[Sparta]

Does he do Exorcisms?

Satan be gone

 

[DS86DS]

@Sparta

Do you have a priest in the family?

 

[DS86DS]

Satan be gone

Priest in family Sparta?

 

[DS86DS]

@Sparta

I asked you a question about priests. Shake a leg.

 

[Sparta]

@Sparta

I asked you a question about priests. Shake a leg.

Just renewing my car insurance, bargain for just 310 for the year

 

[DS86DS]

Just renewing my car insurance, bargain for just 310 for the year

310? Sounds too good to be true...no offense.

 

[Mowl]

Just renewing my car insurance, bargain for just 310 for the year

310? Sounds too good to be true...no offense.

Now you know why it's so cheap, yes?

 

[Sparta]

310? Sounds too good to be true...no offense.

Thats what I thought, had to call them to be sure.

10 years no claims, gave me 800 euro discount!

Couldnt believe it!

 

[DS86DS]

Thats what I thought, had to call them to be sure.

10 years no claims, gave me 800 euro discount!

Couldnt believe it!

There's probably some shit in the terms and services...like they get to own your house when you reach 60 etc.

Did you make sure to read between the lines when signing up Sparta?

 

[Mowl]

The only lines Spar-Shop here knows about are coke or speed.

That and driving a bumper car around a circuit smaller than the size of my bathroom.

Dinkies aren't real cars either.

 

[DS86DS]

One person I'd love to have met is John Lennon. Sure, he's a year older than my grandmother...but I feel some kind of special bond with this guy. He pretty much pushed Rock music to.the boundaries in his day..and likely influenced Black Sabbath and harder rock/.metal acts that came after him.

Even my grandparents would agree that Paul McCartney was / is as soft as shit...but even though he's old enough to be my grandad, I admire this guy and respect every thing be did for music. Imagine may be a bit cliched at this stage, but sure why not...even the hardest of rockers have a sugary side to them.



I would usually brush off such a tune as old school mam and dad rock...but for some odd reason,this 34 year old has a soft spot for John Lennon..the man who'd be old enough to be my grandad..

 

[DS86DS]

...I suppose my old man having been born in 1949..and having lived through the 1960s and 70s and having collected all the LP"s, from the day had something to do with it. I would always play the old LPs on the turntable in the back room.

While my fellow peers at 5 years old.were listening to the Wheels on the Bus go round and round...I was listening to second hand LP's from half a century ago.

It's what I associate with my childhood earliest listening experience and it's hard to let go off it. It will always have a special place in my heart nonetheless.

Unfortunately, back in the mid-90s my old man saw the records as useless and threw them out. In this day and age, I doubt he'd even considering throwing them.away due to their resurgence in popularity.

Life certainly is strange.