Mowl's doxxed everywhere he goes, you should know this already.
I am who I am, and I do my thing so superbly that idiots like you have this need to try to bring me down. It'll never work though, because you all know exactly how dashingly handsome I am, this is why you keep publishing my photo: because you fancy me, are envious of me, and most important of all: you hate that I teach you new things every day.
This is why six and a half thousand people read me, know exactly who I am, respect me highly, and support what I do in the real world. Under my real name too. This is a mountain not one of you can climb in the manner I have. Not only doesn't anybody know who you are, they don't give a flying shite either.
You, Jambo, and most of the half-wits on PIsh can't get your heads around how I do it, how I get away with it, why I'm lauded for it. You want me to be some fat slob fucker like Val, but then you see I'm so gorgeous that it's hard to equate the handsome man in the photo with the words I string together on these boards.
Try it yourself and see,
@Frog Féin: can you do it?
No?
Thought not.
See, you're an anonymous nobody: I'm a local legend and an internet smash. Whether you post online or not makes zero difference to the world, whereas I can shift the zeitgeist with a few mere words and observations. This is another thing you'll never achieve. Even with your banjo when you're onstage (sitting in the corner) in some pub full of aul-fellas, you're ignored.
Me? I'm not even in the band - but I get paid more, attract more women, get more coverage and acclaim than you and I barely even make an effort in doing so.
Poor Jambo and Sham: two of life's saddest losers.
