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This is all a ruse to make Mowl a Mod. He has been pestering Belgrade and has Dr Dyke on his side, Any I will try just one Self Mod thread and see how it does as an experiment. Some balance will have to be found between austerity and life styles but that wull be ab experiment too.

So what do I have to do to get the 1st thread going?
 

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if you promise to keep all your verbal diarrhoea and chaotic witterings
off everybody else's threads then I promise not to go near your self moderated threads
unless you mention me by name in an abusive or insulting manner
No deal, get your assistant Mowl in the Mod and it will sooth your nerves.
 

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I should sue Dessy for emotional trauma for posting Mowl's pus.
The idea is being put forward that some posters should abstain for other's threads. So who decides who should and who should not.?
 
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The idea is being put forward that some posters should abstain for other's threads. So who decides who should and who should not.?
Correction.



You must post your thread here, and you will be mod of that thread. Give it a go
 
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Val's a bit slow: you have to kick the information into him.



Nice to see big brave Danny-boy start a gang-bang with Thicko Val.



You should sue whoever it was bought you that pink tutu, Danny.



Then it will fail.

Mowl.

Does.

Not.

Mod.




Must I repeat myself? Val - how many times do I have to boot this information into your thick skull: I do not mod - but you? You'd love to ban everyone so you could sing your paen to scabies and nits, fleas and head-lice, crabs and other pox.



Whichever twat set you up to fail.

Again.

As usual.



If you can't boot the information into Thicko Val - try clattering it up through his rectum.

I'm sure you know the exact directions, Dan. You and Val make a fine pair of flabby tits.
It looks like this site will soon want electric shock treatment
 

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So free speech is sold here as well now?
Or are you talking about censorship under the disguise of "self moderation"?
You can have your own thread exclusively on slurry.

The fact remains Tadgh removed a poll and an exciting new thread on finding a name for the Isle ship. I believe "The Endeavour 2" would have won out. It proved the links between this site and the Isle. All the one sows pigs
 
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An example of the abuse of self modded threads was when John Hume died and Dengler started a thread on him - expecting that everyone would be gushing with admiration. When I gave a well founded political critique of Hume's legacy - Dengler immediately deleted it and ran to Rick begging him to make the thread self moderated so he could keep me off it. Of course, Rick being the gutless sleeveen that he is was glad to oblige - though it had always been the rule that if you started a thread on open forum you couldn't run and made it self modded the minute someone wrote something you disagree with.

I think the temptation to do a Dengler would always be very strong and lead to corruption and abuse.
You pulled down the Science and Maths thread rather than let me post.
 

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He deleted me three times on his marriage break-down thread.

I suppose Missus Val has had it with him.
Your post was a mile long, come with them again but break them up into one topic at a time. I kn ow how to write and be understood. Brief as possible. You can [ast again and that keeps the thread alive longer
 

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He deleted me three times on his marriage break-down thread.

I suppose Missus Val has had it with him.
She's into the greyhound racing. I brought her one Christmas to Mullingar as a treat and she got into it. Heard her mention buying a dog. OMG, I have to go with her to every meeting because she would attract male attention on her own. I don't think she would, to be fair to her, but she is a very attractive lady and I can't take the risk.
 

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For Val - and his ex-wife, who's acting the village bike lately.

Read it slowly, @valamhic

My advice regarding Irish women? Brush your teeth, take a shower each
evening, get your ears professionally cleaned to remove all the wax
and other filth that causes you to itch and scratch and stick your
fingers in as far as you can. Ask your doctor (who can also syringe
your ears) about the twitch under your eye. That will only get worse
if you continue to ignore it.

Change your clothes: for example - wear what you like on the farm, but
when you come home for dinner, go straight to the shower and change
into some evening clothing. She may be your wife but she's also a
woman, show her at least that much respect by making an effort for
her. Wear a clean shirt at the dinner table. Don't bring a phone or a
laptop to the dinner table: silence or switch off all your devices and
make conversation with her. I don't allow any guests to bring devices
to my table - ever, period. You want to chat? Go outside or to another
room after excusing yourself. Either that or go home.

Stop making a fool of yourself with your silly attempts at impressing
anyone with your 'musical' talents. You have none, so don't bore or
irritate her in trying but failing: she too deserves a little
discretion from her husband. Don't unnecessarily embarrass her. Make
time for her every day, whether its bringing her breakfast in bed or
picking/buying some pretty flowers for her.

It may sound silly, but do try to treat her once in a while with the
occasional surprise: her favourite perfume, fresh flowers, dining out,
a trip to the cinema or a walk along the riverbanks. Use the
opportunity to remind her of all the ways you love her. Flattery ought
to be genuine, not faked: remind her that she's always beautiful to
your eyes.

Don't talk about business and Mowl all the time: talk about things she
enjoys discussing, even if it's only gossip or hearsay. Grand unified
theories are all very well online but not so much in real life. Ladies
get bored easily when their men speak and act like they're god's gift
to humanity.

Keep your farm work and life separate from your intimate life: don't
talk about the digestive systems of your cows when eating parts of
them. Never wear the same underwear two days in a row. Change them
often and buy some fresh pairs, and learn to do your own laundry.
Irish houses don't commonly have a bidet like we do in Finland so
learn how to do a cycle wash and rinse, then put them into the dryer,
NOT on the washing line outside.

Don't keep engine parts or other tools in the home: nobody enjoys
cooking meat and two veg for their partner while they're staring at a
gear box or a tractor engine. Keep that stuff outside in the
barn/shed.

Discuss your relationship: make plans together, discuss the future you
envisage for both of you. Remind her that even though you're out in
the fields from early morning until late evening that you're still
thinking about her. Always carry some tissues and fresh water with
you: if you get a dose of the squirts when out ploughing or spreading
slurry, you can clean yourself properly. Never clean your arse with
your fingers. Pour some fresh water onto the tissue and clean up. Bury
your stool, don't just leave it there.

If you're a man of god, pray with her. Dress formally for church, but
keep the priests out of your personal and intimate life. They can't
help anyone: they're mostly either queer or stupid when comes to your
sex life. Don't discuss the colour of your mickey with strangers:
imagine one of the kids were to read that? Or herself? Definitely
DON'T leave chat-site posts about your mickey online - take them down.
Even of they are only made in jest. Also: secure your devices lest the
family open one and see what you're up to. Clean your history if you
use said devices for viewing pornography. If you are a porn fan -
include her, or at least discuss it with her.

That's my tuppence worth: but then again I've had a wonderfully
successful marriage and an even more successful divorce. Eleven years
of being deeply in love and very happy actually does get tiring, so if
you begin to get itchy feet, say so. Maybe she feels the same? A
change is as good as a rest. We mutually decided to separate, life has
too many options, choices, and possibilities to stand still for too
long. Cast your net as wide as you can if you want to bag a fresh
fish: don't go fishing in the nearby pond, even if it's full of fish.
Fish further afield.

If you have a tendency for homosexual relations, definitely discuss it
with her. Don't bother with the priest, he'll likely want to bugger
you to show you how things work. Bisexuality is very common, and for
those who don't know/can't decide/are unsure, there are online sites
to both discuss your bisexuality and indeed to meet some nice enough
chap for a shot at it.

A successful marriage is not necessarily the one that lasts forever:
some people feel that it's best to move on and experience new things,
even of you do still love the one you're leaving behind. Life has so
much to offer - staying in a miserable marriage out of fear of the
unknown hurts both parties: if you love her - set her free. If she
comes back? Discuss new terms of marriage or cohabitation. If she's
been away a while, allow her to keep her secrets of she so chooses.
Mystery is/can be very sexy in a balanced and solid relationship. You
don't need to know everything about her, so learn where to draw the
line.

Keep a diary together: buy a ledger that you can both write your
thoughts and feelings into. Wait until it's completely full before
reading anything she wrote, and she the same. You'd be surprised what
your partner really thinks and feels strongly about. When either of
you pass on, your diary will be a treasure to help you through the
mourning and grieving. Then, when the time comes for the remaining
partner, burn the diaries. They're not for the kids - they're for the
parents. A token of undying love, even from beyond the grave.

Keep your eyes on the road ahead: don't bask in past miseries, let
them go, they're a ball and chain you don't need. Try to show your
sunny side as often as you can, make her laugh, make her forget all
about her worries by being the best person you possibly can be. If she
wants other things, let her have them: she can make her own mind up
just like you can.

If you decide to cheat or look elsewhere for your pleasures, don't lie
about it: say so. Tell her she's free to do the same.
Goose/gander=sauce.

Thoughts?
I have reported Mowl's post No 96 to admin for action. The 1st sentence defames the character of a third party in a most scurrilous manner. I wish to disassociated myself from the comment and declare my disgust and sympathy to the victim. Everyone involved in the publication of this is exposed to liability for damages amounting to tens of thousand Euros. I will take a look at my own self moderated thread and if I find this on it I will immediately do what I can to put an end to it,
I believe no one else on this site supports this and as legal adiisor I recommend they act immediately to remove this post and prevent any recurrance. Stern action is called for to prove bona fides.
 
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Correction.



You must post your thread here, and you will be mod of that thread. Give it a go
Your post that the sponsor of a self moderated thread can ban a poster is not true.. The 3 dots at the top right hand corner of the page does not have any tab to ban a poster. Its just about apps, corrections find on page etc. A very decent gracious and intelligent lady who is not on here has been described as a prostitute and I know of no law to protect publishers from a claim for damages. The last thing I want is to be diverted to writing affidavits. I need clear instruction on how to ban a disruptive poster immediately. If I find out how to do it, I will post immediately.

published for reference only:

For Val - and his ex-wife, who's acting the village bike lately.

In my opinion the defence of outrage would apply to attacks on me but would not apply to third parties.
 
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When you press on the 3 dots, you will see an option saying, manage thread replies. Use that to threadban anyone you like
 
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